Not much else going on today, so I thought I would share with you some stories from our weekend newspaper The Ketchikan Daily News. There is a section of the paper that is called the Southeast Log which consist of short write ups from the various small town police blotters in southesaat Alaskan communities. The two of us really get a good laugh from these stories and marvel at what people will report to the police. Here are a few taken from this weekends newspaper...you won't find these on Google News searches.
What's new?
Police receive a compliant of a dog chasing a cat. - The Wrangell Sentinel
Brilliant
A man called police and requested he be jailed. The man said he had "been drinking a long time", and was "just not feeling good." Officers had a better idea. They drove him home.
- Chilkat Valley News, Haines
Doodle Don't
A woman called police saying she needed help removing a rooster from her porch. Officer were able to catch the cock and take it to a shelter. - The Petersburg Pilot
Final say
A father came into the police station saking to speak with an officer. The father's request? The paper reported he did not want "a certain juvenile hanging out with his daughter."
Here are few more from last weekends newspaper that was sitting around here collecting dust.
Never Mind
A woman reported her car stolen, saying when she left work that day, her car was nowhere in sight. While talking with police, she realized she had left her car parked at the post office earlier and had walked back to work. - The Daily Sentinel, Sitka
Stop it!
A caller reported that a driver hit a stop sign, and after several unsuccessful attempts to set it straight, simply drove away with it. - Chilkat Valley News, Haines
Guard Dog
A German Shepherd policed the enterance to the Sitka Community Hospital recently, refusing to allow anyone to enter the building. The owner, a hospital employee, said the dog must have followed her to work. - The Daily Sentinel, Sitka
Talented
A magistrate in December found a 45-year old woman guilty of dog noise. She was fined $25.
- The Wrangell Sentinel
On such a bored weekend one can understand how these became note worthy stories. I think I'll go clean up the basement perhaps finish my honey do list...it's a good way to stay out of the paper.
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